This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
are you kidding me
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
that jump flip thing…
so this is how it ends
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
This made me cry